eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

(via miracleasian)


e-upepsia:

happy earth day

e-upepsia:

happy earth day

(via everywishandeverydream)



flewor:

i would so go on a walk with you

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chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

(via sonofthecarpenter)


disneysnowprincess:

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

WHOA WHAT. SEE THIS IS WHY I WANNA DESIGN RIDES. GIMME SOME TIME AND THIS WILL HAPPEN.

(via sonofthecarpenter)


ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via sonofthecarpenter)


provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

(via sonofthecarpenter)


guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

(via sonofthecarpenter)


Push harder today if you want a different tomorrow.